Ignorance is bliss. Wanna trade?
You're so interesting! (No idea what the question was)
I get this a lot in the Summer
I do this all the time (sorry)
Story of my life!
I'm terrible with names! (It's even worse when they know your name)
I hate it. Another thing to add to that would be:
Yawning in church, (which waters your eyes) so you try to wipe your eyes without looking like you're crying and the sermon is somehow too touching when you really can't relate.
Happens every Sunday.
Did no one miss me?!!!!!!
Or 10 tabs, and 5 of them playing music, and your volume is up too high.
This is totally my department
I for one don't like it when people sing happy birthday to me.
Oh no you don't! I will squeeze it out of you now! You can't do this to me. I WANT AN ANSWER!!!
The boy who cried wolf*
And I don't know why I bothered
Yes? No? Maybe? uh... I guess? Nope.
Something is conspiring against me!
It isn't even funny.
I'm not kidding, it wasn't there a moment ago!
I'm so smart!
Kids these days!
And you come out like you were in a trance, having missed half the class.